marauduhs:

"George," said Fred, "I think we’ve outgrown a full-time education."

"Yeah, I’ve been feeling that way myself," said George lightly.

"Time to test our talents in the real world, d’you reckon?" asked Fred.

"Definitely," said George.

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obesitycore:

the really shitty thing about being told that youre smart your whole entire life is that as soon as you dont understand something you just kind of completely shut down and his this big shitty crisis because maybe youre not as smart as youve always been told 

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A Guide to Terminology as used by Western Males of the Species

thescienceofjohnlock:

societyghost:

Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

Bitch - a woman who treats you the same as you treat women

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awrogersno:

Chris Evans talks about passing the Human Torch to Michael B. Jordan

(via liamdryden)

  • Clara: It looks like your handwriting.
  • Doctor: Well, I couldn’t have written it and forgotten, could I?
  • Clara: Have you met you?

imsirius:

Daniel Radcliffe’s Fill in the Blank 2014 Audience Choice Awards acceptance speech (for winning Favorite Leading Actor in a Play) x

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